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Hockey Chirps - Page 8
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Grandpa Bender

Posted By: costy (view profile) 04-Nov-2008


Term for the bender on your team that should have hung up the skates, when he was done with high school. But now is the captain for the worst team in the league.
Example: Hey costy why is chad the captain of the team? Cause he's grandpa of the team, and the coach feels bad for him cause after this year hockey is over for him.



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Naf (N.A.F.)

Posted By: TopShelfShooter (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


Stands for Non-Athletic Fuck, easily used and seems to just roll off the tongue.

ie: "Damn, look at that team, bunch of fuckin' Naf's."



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Sperm line

Posted By: Tendy90 (view profile) 08-Apr-2008


chirp used for an absolutly dusty line Ex. hey 1-6 i have seen lines at the sperm bank move faster then yours.



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Tears

Posted By: stevethedangler (view profile) 17-May-2008


Used when the stripes calls you on a bow and you know this is a garbage call.

"Hey stripes i hit him clean with my shoulder. come here and look, you can see his teardrops on it."



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The green jacket

Posted By: ccr22 (view profile) 10-Feb-2009


Player on the other team that is eatin dashes like no tomorrow.

Ex. Buddy your lookin to be a top contender for the green jacket this year.



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Biscuit

Posted By: STLBeretta1905 (view profile) 04-Jun-2009


Everyone knows... what is used to snipe tenders and dangle benders



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collecting dust

Posted By: supremesnipe (view profile) 04-Jul-2008


Used for the slowest guy on the ice, especially on the other team, who won't shut up.

"Hey 2-4, learn to skate before you move your lips: dust is collected on you, you plug"



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Timmy Tangles

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 07-Oct-2008


This one's for the duster who thinks he's got hands but not at all.
" Who do you think you are Jimmy Dangles more like Timmy Tangles "



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Fuzzy Porcupine

Posted By: wader08 (view profile) 24-Oct-2008


This is for the Duster Goalie on the team that is a backup. He has so many splinters in his has ass from ridding the pine he looks like a Fuzzy little porcupine. You can usuasly spot this gongshow sitting on the far end of the bench in his dry gear. They only action this guy gets is warmups or if a puck flys up on the bench.



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Corner whore

Posted By: andersok (view profile) 27-Feb-2009


When the other teams goalie has a massive 5 hole.

Ex. Hey Church that goalies got a bigger hole between his legs than the corner whore