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The Line Change

Posted By: Ricecakes86 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


All dippers know this move. When you have been using your lower lip for every dip all week, its time to make the line change, switch that shit and put it to the left or the right. The first line can't score all the goals.



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neckguard

Posted By: wisey07 (view profile) 25-Aug-2008


this one is a beaut to use on the kid who just runs his mouth all night about scrappin' but you know won't
" yo lets drop the gloves man ill kik yer ass man"
" Kay there bud the only time you'd drop the gloves is to fix your neckguard "



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BAND-AID

Posted By: hockeymack17 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


the kid on the team who is always talking about how he is goin to the show but seems to only get through 1/4 of the season because of his various injuries..
Ex. Bak what happened thought you were goin to the show you fuckin band-aid



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Shit Teeth

Posted By: Sutchy (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


"Shit-Teeth"
A great Carve to use on the ice: ex. "Nice shit-teeth buddy, it looks like your tongues in jail". Finding new ways to carve another players Teeth is always kept in high regard by the boys.



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Accountant

Posted By: Dangles1010 (view profile) 15-Feb-2008


great beak when some plug gets in your face in a game about some shitty gino they netted usually a garbage goal.

plug- " yeah bud thats two for me tonight"
stud- " easy pal i have an accountant in the stands handling the numbers i put up, act like youve been there before fuckin dustshow"



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The Graveyard Shift

Posted By: 9kflop15 (view profile) 24-Jun-2008


when a plug who's team is getting pummeled gets sent out by his coach in the last 20 seconds of the game just to keep the rust from forming on his skates

ex. Hey 10, what's this the graveyard shift!



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Beer League Chirp

Posted By: beddows81 (view profile) 25-Aug-2008


Old Timer: Your Just a superstar eh 16

You: Im fuckin your Daughter Tonight pal

Had a few old timers drop the mitts and come at me after they heard that, works well, use it



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Loose Change

Posted By: divory39 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The scraps of chew at the end of a tin that aren't enough for a solid pinch but can be combined with other tins scraps to create a full pinch.

Player A: Hey gimme that loose change so I can make this worth it.



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Press Box

Posted By: Anonymous (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Simply refers to a situation where you find yourself theDD and sober for the night at the bar. You know your not going have a goodtime or be part of any of the excitement, but hey we all gotta pay the piperevery once in awhile. EG. "Hey Sullie, how was Montana's last night" "I dunno I watched it from the pressbox."



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Fence

Posted By: ZBomber (view profile) 01-Dec-2008


For use agaisnt the duster on the other team who wears a bird cage instead of a half vis and who never stops chirping

ex. Duster- chirps
"shut up before i pull you through that fucking fence bud"