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The snow angel

Posted By: BringDaBlitz (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


Some plug on your team is always staring up at the ceiling cause hes getting dropped.

Ex. Hey Monette ya fucking snow angel this is hockey not play time stay on your feet



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The Sleeve Monster

Posted By: c.luther23 (view profile) 07-Jul-2010


Beauty chirp for when the bendshow of the team is trying to be a hero in warmups by rolling up his sleeves and making a lousy attempt at looking tough.

Ex. Check out bobby big wheel over there, its lookin like the sleeve monster got him.

Ex2: Beaut: Hey chizzler, did the sleeve monster get you on the way in?
Duster then makes a rapid attempt at rollin them puppies down before someone else hurts his feelings.



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Don't speak mouthguard.

Posted By: salrabito (view profile) 10-Jun-2010


The plug on the other team that trys to chirp you but cant say shit because he cant talk with his mouthguard in.

" Easy there buddy, i dont speak mouthgaurd"



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dead bird

Posted By: emazz30 (view profile) 10-Jun-2010


when one of the benders on the other team is chirpin to you just say "i've heard better chirps from a dead bird"



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PineApple

Posted By: chrisv34 (view profile) 10-Jun-2010


An assist while on the bench

Used in 2 ways:

1. When the duster (or the spare goalie) on your team somehow gets an assist on the game-sheet, even though he was riding the pine for the ENTIRE game.

Can also be used when you make a pass, then make a change, then the guy you passed to scores.

ex/ the ref really fucked up this time, gave Rockey over there a PineApple on my goal, its hs first point all season!



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Screen Door

Posted By: AssChin (view profile) 10-Jun-2010


A screen door is when you refer to the shit defencemen on your team that let's everyone go by him and get's burnt on every chance possible. (opposite of Brick wall defender)

Ex.) "Fuckin Michalick that bender, god dam screen door out there on D letting everyone through".



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Cammal

Posted By: beastdangler87 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The fourth-liner on the team that sits on the pine the whole game drinking all the water.



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Loose Change

Posted By: divory39 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The scraps of chew at the end of a tin that aren't enough for a solid pinch but can be combined with other tins scraps to create a full pinch.

Player A: Hey gimme that loose change so I can make this worth it.



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Johnny jockstrap

Posted By: jbartels15 (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


The dumbass in the locker room who thinks it's funny to walk around and snap other broski's jocks. He is also the guy who never touches a broadskis thong.
Ex: "Hey Tom you see Johnny jockstrap over there? I'll bet girls really think he's charming."



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AWD

Posted By: w33m4nn (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


this is to the big bobby big wheels in the room, not just the Wheels, the one whos got 4 broadskis goin, like he has 'ALL WHEEL DRIVE'

Hey, morrow, look at batts overthere, wheelin
Yea man, hes got AWD now, he just straight up gets em all