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Hockey Chirps - Page 9
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MOST BRUTAL CHIRPS  (by carves and age)


primo bed

Posted By: roondawg (view profile) 10-Mar-2009


when you lay the body out to block a pass, shot or attempted sauce. when completed properly, you tell the oppostition,
" dude that was a sick bed,"




Johnny Fuckin Hero

Posted By: atlknights18 (view profile) 26-Mar-2009


The plug on the ice that usually wants to do everything himself, but usually fails.

"Hey Jord-o you see Monty out there?"
"Fuckin right Serge, he's lookin like a Johnny Fuckin Hero out there."

coach - "Boys we don't need no Johnny Fuckin Hero's"




The Brouwer

Posted By: boogs21 (view profile) 11-May-2009


this is for the tard on your team that shows up 15 minutes late for a team meeting and sits down and 30 seconds later his phone goes off...retard




Ink

Posted By: SpeedyDeaner09 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when you pull write ups in the paper while the shitshows across the bench can't don't get mentioned at all

"Fuck you 1-3 I got more ink in the dealer then you got in your faggot ass pencil case."




hack

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the bender on the team skates around the ice taking cheap hooking/slashing penalties, and everyones tellin him way to be tough and dig out there..when in reality everyones talkin about em behind his back

hack: hey guys did you see me diggin out there
you: easy harry....u fuckin hack..give it a rest for a while




hackshow

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the duster on team gets his 1st-2nd shift oft he game and hes braggin about how he got his 1st penalty...

"hey ronnie, your a fuckin hackshow...u fuckin duster u play 3 shifts a game tops, and your gettin penalties"




Mash pudding

Posted By: CanadaBacon (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


Your fucking face after taking a slapper.




Summer Teeth

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 18-Mar-2009


A chirp used when a duster is jawing you and his teeth are just scattered all over his mouth. Ex: "Hey dude nice summer teeth, some are here, some are there."




Break Fog

Posted By: pieper22 (view profile) 23-Mar-2009


When you see a bender on the other team wind up for a clapper from the point and muffs it on net, you simply yell, "hey 7's that shot couldn't break fog!"




Charlie Convulsion

Posted By: b4ng3r (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


A guy who tries to make too many moves on a breakaway and it looks like he’s convulsing. He usually ends up in the corner ass over teakettle with the puck underneath him.

“Nice break-away Charlie Convulsion, even the refs are laughing at you”.