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Hockey Chirps - Page 9
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Fuzzy Porcupine

Posted By: wader08 (view profile) 24-Oct-2008


This is for the Duster Goalie on the team that is a backup. He has so many splinters in his has ass from ridding the pine he looks like a Fuzzy little porcupine. You can usuasly spot this gongshow sitting on the far end of the bench in his dry gear. They only action this guy gets is warmups or if a puck flys up on the bench.



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primo bed

Posted By: roondawg (view profile) 10-Mar-2009


when you lay the body out to block a pass, shot or attempted sauce. when completed properly, you tell the oppostition,
" dude that was a sick bed,"



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Johnny Fuckin Hero

Posted By: atlknights18 (view profile) 26-Mar-2009


The plug on the ice that usually wants to do everything himself, but usually fails.

"Hey Jord-o you see Monty out there?"
"Fuckin right Serge, he's lookin like a Johnny Fuckin Hero out there."

coach - "Boys we don't need no Johnny Fuckin Hero's"



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The Brouwer

Posted By: boogs21 (view profile) 11-May-2009


this is for the tard on your team that shows up 15 minutes late for a team meeting and sits down and 30 seconds later his phone goes off...retard



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Charlie Convulsion

Posted By: b4ng3r (view profile) 19-Nov-2009


A guy who tries to make too many moves on a breakaway and it looks like he’s convulsing. He usually ends up in the corner ass over teakettle with the puck underneath him.

“Nice break-away Charlie Convulsion, even the refs are laughing at you”.



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hack

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the bender on the team skates around the ice taking cheap hooking/slashing penalties, and everyones tellin him way to be tough and dig out there..when in reality everyones talkin about em behind his back

hack: hey guys did you see me diggin out there
you: easy harry....u fuckin hack..give it a rest for a while



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hackshow

Posted By: avablink182 (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


when the duster on team gets his 1st-2nd shift oft he game and hes braggin about how he got his 1st penalty...

"hey ronnie, your a fuckin hackshow...u fuckin duster u play 3 shifts a game tops, and your gettin penalties"



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Mash pudding

Posted By: CanadaBacon (view profile) 16-Mar-2009


Your fucking face after taking a slapper.



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Summer Teeth

Posted By: mpaul71 (view profile) 18-Mar-2009


A chirp used when a duster is jawing you and his teeth are just scattered all over his mouth. Ex: "Hey dude nice summer teeth, some are here, some are there."



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Break Fog

Posted By: pieper22 (view profile) 23-Mar-2009


When you see a bender on the other team wind up for a clapper from the point and muffs it on net, you simply yell, "hey 7's that shot couldn't break fog!"