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'give em the snips'

Posted By: kozzi (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


when the coach pulls a guy outta the room at tryouts cuz he wants a "word" and you know the plug's gettin cut

eh johnny, looks like tuzzi's gettin the snips eh man




'king of the cage'

Posted By: matthews (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


the guy who gets in only the little rough after the whistle stuff and just punches helmets.
ex hey johny look at the king of the cage out there wont do a damn thing if the ref isnt in the middle of him and the other guy




'Lace Em Up'

Posted By: denback (view profile) 29-Jan-2009


Wheelin out on the town with the team jacket on and linemates on both sides of you. Go in for the kill on a broad and she plays you like a throw away game. You lean over to your right winger and toss this one out there, "I might have to lace 'em up for this one jonesy!"




'Pistons'

Posted By: bigbert44 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


A series of fast punches in a tilt. They usually end up winning the fight. A technique made famous by PJ Stock.

example: 'Hey Jimbo, you were lookin' a little shaky but you started throwin' pistons.'




"Brady and the Pats

Posted By: Gongshow29 (view profile) 04-Jul-2008


used for when the other team, walks into the bar with the captain leading them through the doors after blowing it in the final.

Ex. Hey boys, look who it is, brady and the pats.




"Does your wife know your fucking us?"

Posted By: morrissey26 (view profile) 16-Feb-2008


Used toward a ref who is a complete hackshow and is blowing the game by making call after call




"it must be hard to eat with no hands"

Posted By: 19karena19 (view profile) 09-Feb-2008


For the player that is lacking in the stick handling aspect of the great game we call hockey. This person is known as the kid who has no hands.




"the lamp'

Posted By: topched09 (view profile) 09-Jul-2010


the beauty that turns on more goal lights than light switches




"The Wader"

Posted By: fuzzybowly (view profile) 15-Oct-2008


When a bender on your team thinks hes nasty, but has bricks for hands!

Example: Hey bowly did you see "The Wader" stick handling on that breakaway!

Thanks chad!




"Wife-ing it"

Posted By: pwalters96 (view profile) 25-Feb-2008


When one of the boys from the team is out with the girlfriend instead of with the team drinking some pitchers.

EX: "Hey, wheres smitty?" "ah hes wife-ing it tonight"