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free pizza

Posted By: hill23 (view profile) 19-Apr-2011


when a bender passes a puck right up the slot to the other team.
ex. "john, nice free pizza... we just lost the fuckin game!




sherwood

Posted By: blanch31 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


used for a girl that looks good but had very poor preformance

Ex: hey you wheel that girl last night?? Ya she was a total sherwood




Flowseidon

Posted By: Zach_26 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


The god of flow. he usually wears the c, and is an all around beauty. He has the kind of flow you just stare at and wish you had, knowing you're never gonna be that unreal.




The Richie

Posted By: kiernan97 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


the shady guy on the team you dont want kids around, but you want in your corner when shit goes down.




My Last Dome

Posted By: Zach_26 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


Used when some plug on your team, who never sees the ice, asks to finish off your tape/ wax.

Plug: Hey buddy can I dummy that tape?

You: I wouldn't give my last dome to someone who wouldn't get the kill, so why the hell would i give you my tape?




Waffle

Posted By: noblo4 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


The goalie's blocker. This term stemmed from the visual appearance of the blocker in the pre-modern ice hockey equipment era




try hard cap

Posted By: SCtender23 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


for the duster on your team that always wears the same lid while out with the boys. always thinking it helps him wheel broads, but in reality his lid and square wheels will get him no where
ex "hey look at cody over there with his try hard cap on"




Penalty Kill

Posted By: JQ32 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


The ugly plug on the other team is missing teeth. It looks like his mouth is on the penalty kill.




Jizz Shield

Posted By: snagshow32 (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


for the shitshow on the other team with the huge beak, rocking the bubble shield.

Ex. Hey beak, take off the jizz shield we can't hear ya.




The Short Shift

Posted By: flashingtheleather (view profile) 08-Feb-2011


When tommy two beers asks for a new brew, when there is still a considerable amount of beer left in his first one.

Ex: -Look at all these half-full beers, what the fuck
-I guess Swarley was short-shifting it again last night