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your gay? what?

Posted By: yteka99 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


use this line on the plug on the other team that wont shut up.
ex.
plug: nice slash, does it come in mens?
you: your gay? what?



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I know you ...

Posted By: Newf (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Use this term as a last resort only. i mean when you've used up all the bunk chirps on this page and everything. its pretty simple, when someone carves you, you say this:

"hey dcaliendo, you're a fuckin hero buddy"

you say "i know you are but what am i"


1% of the time it works every time



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gas station

Posted By: cammerz12 (view profile) 26-Mar-2008


for the bender who eats the puck all day in the corner. spends so much time

hey jimbo, the plug sits in the corner all day
yeah like hes puttin up a gas station



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strength

Posted By: joewill426 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


chirp at a plug who couldnt even lift your jock strap and if its in a scrum your buddies can get a laugh out of it.

"Hey bender how much can you bench...1?"

hahaha



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better backhand

Posted By: norris13 (view profile) 14-Mar-2008


I've see better backhands in tennis



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Reardome

Posted By: Danglesnipe77 (view profile) 04-Mar-2008


This kid is tha man and usually has a sick flow.


ex "Wow that kids the fuckin reardome huh jonesy"



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Prongs

Posted By: Warginator17 (view profile) 22-Feb-2008


When your big defensemen lets a clappy go from the point jus like prongs does on the PP...
"mannie nice fuckin prongs way to get that on net"



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Whiskey in the Jar

Posted By: wrd15 (view profile) 03-Apr-2008


A goal scored on a hard shot.

"Shit, Al has the hardest shot on the team."
"Yeah, it is whiskey in the jar"



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Blaster

Posted By: Duster3410 (view profile) 07-Feb-2008


Huge guy on other team who shoots like your 2nd grade sister.


"Hey Blaster, WOW.. what a shot, my second grade sister shoots just a little faster though.



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pelvis protector

Posted By: royal12 (view profile) 26-Mar-2008


when u go to fight a guy and he turtles because hes a huge pussy u go hey bobby i didnt no they made pelvis protectors that big wow thats a big pussy