 | ....and Hull's three front teeth you will get! That is, if you were the lucky bidder that paid $575.96 US in an online auction for a set of Bobby Hull's 35-year-old false teeth that were said to have been lost between the sheets of a hotel room romp sometime in the late 1950's or early 1960's. |
Legend has it that Hull walked around for a year with no front teeth and longingly searched high and low to find those missing artificial appendages, until the day that his son Brett was born.
 | "The Golden Brett" apparently cut the umbilical cord with a set of falsies that he had in his hand, a site that made the Hull's rejoice, the nurses blush, and groupies of the Chicago Blackhawks all over North America go for x-rays. |
In the wake of his failed attempt at bringing back the WHA, times are obviously tough for the Golden Jet. How many people do you know that have tried to sell their teeth to make ends meet, albeit having sold 95 items I think in this case the ends have been meeting like he's running an internet dating service....more
At this point in time on behalf of Gongshow Hockey, I'd like to extend my sympathies to the family, friends and teammates of Sergei Zholtok, 31, who passed away on November 3rd just before a game with Latvian club Riga 2000 whom he was playing with during the lockout. In his ten year NHL career, Zholtok had 111 goals and 258 points in 588 games which saw him play in Boston, Ottawa, Montreal, Edmonton, Minnesota and Nashville. It's always tough to see guys go like that, but in the end it's one more reason for you to get out there and play, for the fellas that can't.
MORAL OF THE STORY: $575.96 for three fake teeth. He MUST be doin the tooth fairy. |
