 | Like I always say, leave it to some free Russian cosmetics publication to accuse a hockey player of bragging on the subject of taking the virginity of a gorgeous female tennis player…
This just happened to be the case when free Russian cosmetics publication “Arbat Prestizh Telegid apparently printed the story “Russian Rocket in Free Fall†between the carefully groomed pages of their December ’04 issue in which they suggested that hockey player Pavel Bure has been regularly bragging about taking the virginity of gorgeous female tennis player, Anna Kournikova, with whom he was romantically linked years ago. |
In a stunningly well-worded English verbal dangle far beyond the vocabulary one would attain through watching the syndicated re-runs of the timeless classic “Full House†with the husband of post-“Full House†D.J. Tanner, Candace Cameron, Bure was quoted as saying: “I believe that the magazine Arabat Prestizh Telegid disseminated information inconsistent with reality; besmirching my honor and dignity,†to which the magazines editor snapped “yeah, just like you disseminated genetic information all over her besmirched…†before being rudely interrupted.
Bure is reportedly suing the makeup-mag for 300 kajillion rubles ($13.3-million Canadian) and asking for a retraction statement to be printed along with an apology for those comments.
Russian lawyer Igor Trunov has hinted that it’ll be tough for any money to be won in this case, saying that "Bure will have to prove moral suffering . . . resulting in such harm as health damages . . . which will be difficult," adding “man, Kournikova is a babe, I wish I got the chance to f…†before being rudely interrupted.
I wonder why Bure is so angry about this whole thing…maybe Enrique Iglesias heard about it and threatened to romantically sing and dance him to death.
Moral of the Story: Like I always say, never let a free Russian cosmetics publication cramp your style! |
