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Posted by GSH-Webby on Tuesday, November 22, 2005 |
The Gongshow Hockey Oath
"I hereby declare, on the Gongshow Hockey oath, that I absolutely and entirely renounce and abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign sport; that I will support and defend my teammates against all plugs, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the sacred game itself; that I will drop my gloves on behalf of my teammates when required knowing that they will do the same for me; that I will perform various unselfish duties to be a true wingman to my teammates on and off the ice; that I will always keep sacred the art of pond hockey with my father; that I accept my role as a beauty on and off the ice; that I will keep all state secrets behind the doors of the sanctified locker room; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Gretzky." |
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Re: The Gongshow Hockey OATH
by clutchb06 on Tuesday, February 21, 2006
You will always keep sacred the art of pond hockey at Ganas Ice House ; that you accept you role as a beauty on and off the ice; that you will keep all GIH secrets behind the doors of the sanctified living room; and that I take this obligation freely without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; so help me Gretzky.
Re: The Gongshow Hockey OATH
by mikey1984 on Sunday, November 27, 2005
pretty sick guy, should be a classic.
Re: The Gongshow Hockey OATH
by RoadDawg on Tuesday, November 22, 2005
Very well said and I love the "So Help Me Gretzky".
Re: The Gongshow Hockey OATH
by sedy77 on Tuesday, November 22, 2005
great work
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