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The Kerrzy Report "What happens on the Blue Mile, Might just land you a trial"
Posted by Kerrzy on Friday, June 02, 2006
If you’ve been involved in any post-Oiler game crimes on the city’s famed Whyte Avenue, you might want to take a look at this. In an attempt to slow down the rowdy post-game destruction expected to hit the streets of Edmonton during the Oilers first trip to the Stanley Cup finals in sixteen years, Edmonton’s police service has started posting still images of people caught committing crimes from videotapes of the ‘celebrations,’ and they hope that city residents will help them identify the “hooligans and vandals” in the pictures... According to the EPS website, the police have received twenty-five tips and one person has turned themselves in just one day after the pictures were originally posted, a statistic that will likely be helped along by the front page of Thursday’s Edmonton Sun, which displays the pictures along with the headline “Whyte Avenues Most Wanted” across the entire page.

The police made it’s message clear in a May 31st press release that “What goes on on Whyte Ave does not stay on Whyte Ave,” as they take a harder stance towards avenue hooligans.

“[Posting the pictures] is a similar strategy to that implemented following Canada Day 2001,” the press release stated, in reference to the July 1st, 2001 riots on Whyte Avenue in ‘celebration’ of our patriotism, reminding and warning party-hard patrons that “all those charged at that time were sentenced to time in jail.”

Moral of the Story: Friends don’t let friends smash windows and light bonfires in the middle of a closed off street in celebration of the home team scoring a big win.
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Re:
by chillywillywall on Friday, June 02, 2006
dont agree with the smashing of windows but how about that fucker who was swinging from a telephone wire? complete dumbass but completly hilarious at the same time


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by tender_30 on Friday, June 02, 2006
First of all i just want to say i have so much respect for these people that light those fires and break the windows its pure encouragement. So maybe they wont win the citizenship award but Its a drunk Canadian way of saying "way to go boys, good game" its tradition
My advice to the edmontonians is to find another street or maybe break the cameras on Whyte Ave. during the celebration


    Re:
    by Kerrzy on Saturday, June 03, 2006
    I'm sorry buddy, but that is the stupidest thing I have ever heard a person say. Congratulations.


    Re:
    by sedy77 on Sunday, June 04, 2006
    the true canadian way of saying "way to go boys" would be to have a couple beer, and maybe play some street hockey like some smart fellows did, NOT to damage property that is owned by the City that makes the Oilers what they are


      Re:
      by Kerrzy on Sunday, June 04, 2006
      not owned by the city pal, owned by other hockey fans that have to show up to their store the next day and buy a new store window. it's a pity.



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