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Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by Croys on Monday, June 11, 2007 just a beauty of an article, what a great read...so true lol all of it!
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by BigD24 on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 First of all I have to start out by saying soccer is NOT a sport, it is a game, shit they don't even fake it being a sport, they call it "the beautiful game". No one in a real sport would be allowed to dive and go on acting like they do in soccer.....or as my dad calls it kick and giggle. Shit if a teammate of mine ever hit the ice holding his face and rolling around like he's been shot, after getting slashed in the shin pad, I'd leave my crease and beat the shit out of him...lol. Good post though, although you forgot about a couple of types of players. 1. The dolt: Everyone's had this guy on one team or another. The guy that hasn't washed his undershirt in 8 or 9 seasons claiming it's good luck, but everyone knows it's to get that much needed extra bench space in a crowded dressing room. This is the guy that before every game has some weird tradition, I had a guy that used to go into the shower before every game and then he'd jerk off and cum on his stick blade for good luck. Another guy used to sit naked on the bench in the dressing room strumming his dick like a guitar and singing that lying in bed just like bryan wilson did song by the barenaked ladies, he claimed it got him in the mood...lol...in the mood for what? 2. The Goalie......shit you forgot to give mention to the most underrated man in all of sports. When you loose it's all on him, when you win, it's usually cuz jonsie scored a big goal or something. How many people in the world are truly as fucked in the head as the goalie. Rarely does a goalie get credit for a great game....it's just expected. But that's cool, we expect that. Who else in the world says, I know what would be fun, I'm gonna stand here and you take this heavy piece of rubber and try to knock my head off.....and we call that fun. The goalie is the quarterback of the team, and every one has a weird thing about them. People used to make fun of me for the way my eyes opened up like the size of grapefruits when I was in net. Another guy I played with sang to himself in net, we could hear him from the bench. Just thought I'd add to your post
by little_gonger on Tuesday, August 08, 2006 I dont know what kind of hockey team you played for, but jerking off in the showers on your stick blade and strumming your dick naked like a fucking guitar has never happend on any hockey team Ive been on, and Ive been on some fucked up teams. by sullivan22 on Friday, August 11, 2006 PROUD TO READ THIS...GREAT JOB by sullivan22 on Friday, August 11, 2006 PROUD TO READ THIS...GREAT JOB by sullivan22 on Friday, August 11, 2006 PROUD TO READ THIS...GREAT JOB
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by Dubs31 on Sunday, August 06, 2006 Probably the most solid story ever posted (next to chemistry in the lockerroom). Much respect to you lil_gonger, keep up the good work bro. Props
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by rittiger on Sunday, August 06, 2006 great article...props to you for this one, a great read for all, especially the true hockey players who know exactly what you're talking about
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by shifty on Friday, August 04, 2006 Gonger your a beaut, keep it up buddy.
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by chard on Friday, August 04, 2006 top it all off u forgot the guy that likes to make the fans enjoy a game that much more the big tough guy always goin out there fighting when ever he is told to by the coach or just sees that someone need a beatin..i enjoyed that role alot stories told all the time where ever u r and fights come up as the topic..cheers to all
Re: The Portrait of a Hockey Player
by nubbins on Friday, August 04, 2006 that is a pretty solid article. you forgot a few types of hockey players though. The guy who doesn't pull the sick dangles or bury highlight reel goals (but when he does it's usually in one of the most important times of the game/season). The unsung hero that is underrated during regular season. Then playoffs hit and no matter what this guy goes out and gives'er. He is the guy that doesn't bitch or complain, the one that'll talk shit as long as he can back it up. He will give his left nut for the benefit of his team and teammates on and off the ice. People like to play with this guy because he makes the right decisions at the right times, he isn't the best player on the team but he does his job and he does it good. When he does go above and beyond his call of duty, he shrugs it off because he knows that when it comes down to it, his teammates would do the same. All this applies to on and off the ice. Isn't the loud and annoying guy at the party nor is he the emo kid sulking int he corner, he's the one who sits on the couch shooting the shit not giving a damn about wheter he gets laid he just wants to get fucked up with his buddies. He picks up because he doesn't give a shit and the braods dig this guy. There is always one of these on every team. I say this because I was that guy and I found that a very comfortable spot. I didn't have the pressure to score the game winner nor did I have to worry about being the fag on the team because I was respected for what I did. Hopefully you see this kid on your team and make sure you give him a bit more then what is already given because chances are when you look at the little things he deserves it. |
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Have you ever sat around scratching your balls and thought to yourself: my god I’m the shit?
Lately, I find myself doing that more and more. You see, I’m one of the few lads at school that are proud to keep the cocky hockey player tradition going; in fact I feel like it’s my job. I find each year I go to school the hockey player tradition is declining; now I’m not saying less people are playing hockey, I’m just finding that less and less people are keeping the thrill going.
Being a hockey player isn’t just something you can wakeup and be, and its not something you can act out to your friends. Being a true hockey player comes from within, it’s an instinct and a lifestyle that has been passed down through our blood lines. Now I am not talking about the plugs that talk loud at lunchtime so everyone can hear about there night of togetherness drinking “brewski’s†and tossing “gaggers†when the facts are that they drank 2 beer each (probably a colt 45 or cold shots) got buzzed, took a 2 finger pinch and then threw up all over there basement floor and hurried around in a frenzy trying to clean it up before mom and dad came home from working nights in the office.
I mean the real boys, the ones that rarely talk about there weekends, the guys that dont need to brag or boast because 10 minutes in to Monday morning class there night is being talked about by every girl, baseball player, geek, prep and teacher in the building. Whether they scored the big goal in OT or picked up the prom queen at the weekend bash, these beauties don’t need to say much – they just do their thing, and their thing just happens to involve being the shit. CONTINUED. 
