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Posted by Kerrzy on Thursday, September 02, 2004 |
GSH Editorial
 | If you want to see some good pictures of Canada’s beauty defeat over the USA Tuesday night, wait until the next time People Magazine throws together their best/worst dressed of the year, although they’ll have some stiff competition with Mugatu and his Derelicht campaign looking to be favorites to take home the coveted Human Excrement Award of Fashion Greatness, or the “HEAOFG†this year. |
Go ahead, say it out loud. If it sounds like someone throwing up that’s because I’m trying to say that Wayne shouldn’t have let Janet decide what jerseys to go with. Who saw that one coming? I practically stopped drinking Pepsi just so that I wouldn’t have to look at that ugly 1920 Winnipeg Falcons “retro†jersey. Their eye-harassing jerseys are probably the reason that they’re not still around like the Red Wings (who were once the Detroit Falcons) or any of the Original Six. In all fairness to those jerseys though, they were probably knitted up in the era before good taste was introduced into the province of Manitoba.
Great opening to the tournament for Canada though, that was a huge game against the States and a convincing win over the Slovaks. It’s always nice to beat the Americans, regardless of what we wear when we do it, and it was nice to beat the Slovaks and look good while doing it.
Jeremy Roenick said the other day that to get involved in gambling and paying for gambling tips“ was dumbâ€. Here’s one bet I’m sure he can win by himself. I bet it hurts like hell taking a shot in the face from a member of your own team. Then again I’m sure there’s a few people he could ask. If I was him I’d ask Mike Comrie to toss Tommy Salo’s ex-wife’s MSN over my way, I’m sure she could shed some light on the matter.
I’ll bet Modano’s feeling the burn right now too. I’m sure that one left a mark. Slap shot’s that deflect off of your spine normally do. Probably with his shirt off he looks like the Dallas chapter of G-UNIT right about now. Word.
Modano’s out of the tournament. So too is the Canadian defenseman affectionately known by all as Jovo-cop, Ed Jovanovski, who has what appears to be a first degree sprain of the MCL and a fractured rib. That surprised me, I thought for sure it was a concussion because I was watching it on TV and when he stood up I was sure he puked all over his Team Canada jersey. Oh well, how much fun would it be if I was right ALL the time? Actually, I could sell tips to J.R. and make a killing.
…Not a killing like the way Dallas Stars prospect Trevor Daley or Atlanta Thrashers property Luke Sellars might use it, as in uttering death threats to bouncers outside of Toronto nightclubs. These guys are smart though, I mean everyone knows death threats are the easiest way to get from the minors up to the show.
Everyone is going crazy about Lemieux “dropping the gloves†during the game too. If you read the article that was up earlier about a meeting with Lemieux, you wouldn’t be as surprised. Mario is a big boy, he’ll mess you up. I wouldn’t fight him, and the Kerrzy Monster can throw it down. I’d tell you to ask someone I’ve fought, but anyone I’ve fought couldn’t talk afterwards.
MORAL OF THE STORY: Never fight the Kerrzy Monster and…Oh good they already took my advice. |
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Re: Falcon Twist
by PunkRockPrincess on Thursday, September 02, 2004
Oh you burned Salo's wife! Nicely done. You never cease to amaze me Kerrzy. I, as well, am not a fan of the vintage puke jerseys. Thought it was Nashville's ugly ass 3rds out there when I first caught a glimpse of the game last nite. (I saw you at Reds...didn't I?!!?) Anyways, the whole "Canada" namebar thing threw me off too BP, that combined with Joe Sakic wearing 91 makes me feel like I should be on the psych ward. Funny how everyone's last name starts with a "C". Blonde moment.
Re: Falcon Twist
by Kerrzy on Thursday, September 02, 2004
You definitely did see me at Reds I think when I saw you I was talking to some refs from the roller hockey season and I was like "was that..." and I was gonna be like Sarah!!! but I hesitated haha. I was going to ask you about that
Re: Falcon Twist
by PunkRockPrincess on Thursday, September 02, 2004
Yeah I was gonna go say hi but next time I looked you were gone. You're like the wind or something! Have fun tonite, I'd love to come but I get to work. Woohoo.
Re: Falcon Twist
by big_pimpin on Wednesday, September 01, 2004
as always Jim, you dont fail to humour me.
I, personally didnt mind the jersey's(and the subtle shoutout to Joe Schmoe 2) what really through me off is that I thought it was a 'Sutter' type affair with all the 'Canada' name bars. at first I was like 'that's Thornton, who the fuck is this Canada guy?' then the 'ohhhhhhhh, good thing I was alone when I said that out loud'
when am I going to contribute? I want to write something. I just need some ideas
Re: Falcon Twist
by smytty on Thursday, September 02, 2004
haha i was watching an argos game and i saw this one guy had canada for the name bar, i thought they were doing the same thing.. turns out the guys name was tom canada.. talk about a fuckin sweet game
Re: Falcon Twist
by Kerrzy on Thursday, September 02, 2004
I saw a special on that guy on like sportscenter or somethin thats an awesome last name to be throwin down. That's awesome Dalyn I wish I would have been there to hear you say that...you can contribute whenever you want, we'll talk about an idea so you can fire it up. I leave right away eh, GO TO THE ARMOURY TONIGHT cheap drinks and I'm throwin it down.
Re: Falcon Twist
by TDubzz on Friday, September 03, 2004
haha yeah.. Tom Canada.. what a beaut name for the CFL
Yellow Jerseys...
by smytty on Wednesday, September 01, 2004
i liked the idea of the throwback jerseys, as long as its not a regular thing
ive got the whole collection of those pepsi cans too, they add a touch of class to my room
Re: Yellow Jerseys...
by Kerrzy on Thursday, September 02, 2004
The idea of throwback jerseys is good, but I'd much rather see some '72 or '84 throwbacks instead of a 1920 throwback when it wasn't even really a team of Canada's best players, it was whatever team won the chance to go. Whatever though, I guess it's not too bad but I just felt like I was watching an NHL game because those just didn't look like Team Canada jerseys, I think it kinda took away from my experience.
Re: Yellow Jerseys...
by smytty on Thursday, September 02, 2004
i didnt realize it at first, but it turns out that those are the jerseys from canada's first ever gold medal in hockey, thats what made them so significant
Re: Yellow Jerseys...
by Kerrzy on Thursday, September 02, 2004
Yeah man the Winnipeg Falcons...it was before the actual team Canada though like where players are selected from all over so I don't feel bad for rippin on it haha
Re: Yellow Jerseys...
by TDubzz on Friday, September 03, 2004
i dont really care what they wear.. as long as it says Canada im proud..
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