"The Last of the Fleurysiensis"
Monday, November 01, 2004
Posted by Kerrzy
 | In a recent discovery on the isle of Flores, Australian and Indonesian scientists have unearthed the remains of a new species in the human evolutionary chain from a cave that lived not so long ago. From the composite sketch that they came up with using the bones that were found, it is said that this species, named Homo Fleurysiensis, stood about 3 feet tall and had characteristics similar to that of modern humans, and at some point might have lived amongst modern humans before being wiped out by a volcanic eruption according to speculation....more |
When asked to comment on the discovering of the semi-human species Homo Fleurysiensis, Wayne Gretzky said that at first he was intrigued, but then chuckled as he said “well if this discovery doesn’t tell us much, at least we can now understand why he changed his name to Theo.â€
There is no word yet on whether the IIHF will investigate Fleury’s Canadian citizenship or not, however the Indonesian Ice Hockey Association has begun recruiting for the 2006 Winter Olympics, using the old “finders keepers†cliché against the Aussies, with the addition of the once top-flight Fleury to their lineup.
The IIHA was not available for comment but did release this statement from their head office:
“I knew he looked familiar!"
There is no word yet on whether the IIHF will investigate Fleury’s Canadian citizenship or not, however the Indonesian Ice Hockey Association has begun recruiting for the 2006 Winter Olympics, using the old “finders keepers†cliché against the Aussies, with the addition of the once top-flight Fleury to their lineup.
The IIHA was not available for comment but did release this statement from their head office:
“I knew he looked familiar!"