Hockey Lingo
Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Posted by GSH-Webby

Hockey Lingo

Boys, a member sent this in. This is funny because anyone that came here to GongshowHockey.com and wasn’t really a hockey lad, would have one hell of a time reading this. What a beauty:

Last night we had a late night prakky so me and Stewy were still kinda jacked up and wanted to take a little driveski around town to see what was shaking, so we went over to Hennzies place to have a little chawski. When we got over to Hennzies place, he was having a little shuttsys on the old couch probably after playing a little five on oneski....

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So we grabbed the can and punched out a nice lip but then we had an emergency spitter hunt and started to calm down once we found Hennzies secret stash of spittoons under his bedski. Then the door opened from upstairs and old Marchy wheeled in, and he wanted to have a little dig as well. Well by this time the old can of worms was running thin. I said to him “Marchy why don’t you ever have your own can wedge” and we all laughed until Marchy, the wedge he is, pulled out a reserve tin from his back pocket. Classic move by a classic wedge, trying to dip off us first. After lighting him up for the next 15 or so, we decided the night was getting lateski, so we hopped back in the old carski and wheeled home down past main street.

Shuttsies was looking good, and I feel asleep thinking that this was just another great night playing junior hockey…..